Is it only a matter of time until doctors and the staff in their offices will routinely accept tweets from the ubiquitous Twitter universe as a means of communicating with patients?
Of course it is.
When as a culture we’re marching toward an age in which we’ll only be able to express ourselves in 140 character electronic bursts or on signs featuring large, hand-lettered, preferably misspelled and garish variations of “keep your hands off my (fill in the blank)!!”…what else can we expect?
It could be an interesting time.
(Twitter account of Dr. Francis F. Framfilter)
bus4ter
Can U see me 2day about this thing on my 4arm? It’s turning a funny color and the dog won’t come in the house and snaps when I get near him
tommyh46
Is this you dr framfilter? Im looking for the framfilter that did my hernia a few years ago bcause now that sucker is back with a venjance
tommyh46
and that’s why I hired a whole busload of lawyers to make things rite betw u and me they are SmithSmith SmithGatlogHendersonThomasSteinMcDou
tommyh46
It’s a lot anyway your going to here from #them
smithsmithlaw
Dr. Framfilter. This is to inform you that we have today filed suit on behalf of our client, one J. Alvin Tuberstall. We allege that your r
smithsmithlaw
Damn…still trying to get used 2 (like that?) doing business this way. Now about our client Mr. Tuberstall and his poorly repaired hernia.
smithsmithlaw
Double damn. This 140 character limit is not as friendly for formal legal communication as we had hoped. We assure you that we are serious
smithsmithlaw
Our junior associate at Smith Smith is no longer handling this case due to her inability to efficiently communicate. As she was attempting
smithsmithlaw
All right. We see some of the obstacles that she must have run into. Tuberstall alleges that the hernia to which you applied your “skills”
smithsmithlaw
Our #courier is on the way. Smith Smith
bus4ter
That thing on my arm is gone but theres a pretty big gaping hole thanks to the damn dog I don’t need an appointment for this do i? answer m
bus4ter
39495jngvlai5;afnvaewtek0[=ffkmd now the stupid pit bull got to the keyboard its ok now cause the thing he bit off my arm is making him sic
bus4ter
I’ll be right there
helpmenow8
Hey would you follow me? I need to get 347,000 followers and I get to have a trip to the Super Bowl and the final four and I need to do tha
younghemingway
This is the beginning of the novel that I will be composing in this new medium. Any donation you feel appropriate will be good.It was a dar
younghemingway
k and stormy night. (still a few bugs to work out) Suddenly a shot rang out. I froze in my tracks as I approached the refrigerator only to
younghemingway
you didn’t have to be so rude. Just because you are a”medical practice” doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate good literature. Stick It right u
smithsmithlaw
Did our courier arrive yet? He left his GPS thingy here and it’s been quite a while. You wouldn’t want to give us your fax number would you
yournightmare444
framfilter framfilter. That name is very familiar. Do you happen to remember a girl from your freshman psych class who you dated a couple
yournightmare444
if it is you there’s someone you should meet you lowlife son of a garbage truck
yournightmare444
ok. I’m hiring a lawyer to handle the dna testing that will prove what I think must be the case. She has your eyes if the picture really d
smithsmithlaw
Dr. Framfilter. We meet again. Smith Smith here and if you ever give us that fax number you’ll be hearing from us about a daughter you app
bus4ter
I was just there with the damn dog bite on the arm and I want to know why the door was locked and what’s with the sign that says out of busi